Spam response to my Roommate ad

I'm looking for a roommate again because one of them is moving out at the end of the month. I just got my first SPAM response for this round.

They're always a fun read.

On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 12:47 PM, Jamie Alan wrote:

> Hello,

> I am Jamie and I am 26 years old, at present I am based in the

> UK but will be relocating to your Province to settle.

>

> I can assure you that you will not have any regrets letting out this

> apartment to me as I am a very respectful and matured individual who

> values people’s opinions and also loves to be happy and make people

> happy( Happiness is a product of making someone happy).I am calm and

> collected by nature and I get along much easily with most people.

> Furthermore, I do not smoke and I drink very lightly. I will be coming

> over alone, with no family or pets.

>

> My reason for moving is because I have a new job offer and the pay is

> very good. I will be working as a Database Administrator for crossbow

> I. T Corp.and my employer will be sending you payment for the rent($1200).

>

> I won't be bringing in much but my car will be shipped from the U.k and

> I have already made all necessary conversions so it will fit the Canadian

> driving system.

>

> If this is ok with you,kindly mail me back your name to make out the payment

> in & your address to have it sent to.

>

> I will be off to see my sick mum in the hospital who is due for surgery

> soon.

>

> In case you want to get to me my number is +447024033015 (skype i.d is

> good.lord2).

>

> Have a splendid day!

>

> Jamie

>

> On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 6:36 PM, Jen Hsieh <27.swartz.st@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>> Hi Jamie!

>>

>> Thanks for your interest. Yes this room is still available. Please let

>> me know if you would like to come for a viewing this weekend. You can

>> reply to this email, or reach me by phone at 226-339-xxxx.

>>

>> Thanks!

>>

>> Jen

>>

>> On Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 1:31 AM, Jamie Alan

>> wrote:

>> > ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY

>> > ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home

>> > ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping

>> > ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

>> >

>> > Hi,

>> > I Just saw your ad. Kindly email me back if your place is available.

>> > Thanks

>> > Jamie

>> >

>> >

>> > ------------------------------------------------------------------

>> > this message was remailed to you via:

>> > hous-jaegv-1453490272@craigslist.org

>> > ------------------------------------------------------------------

Pool in Europe

Man....this was such a botched shot...i'm gonna try this on Europe pool tables!

8-ball *corner* pocket:


Ok, so this video has nothing to do with Europe, but it's just so wicked...."video the table...the table!!!"

Ahsan

Is Ahsan actually coming on this trip?
Like, I thought it was a joke ... and we just took it too far (we do this a lot -- member the whole Jamie's goatee thing?)


I feel bad for Bart ... and Ahsan's parents, and his sister, and his brother, and Bart.

Angola

I can't help but feel like we've neglected Angola in our Euro plans. Can anyone give me one good reason why we're neglecting Angola? Are we like those stern cold-faced wily turnipped butterfly Sweedes who when confronted with the Angolan trades of horse-lifting and pebble-twiddling turned their nose to the sky and puffed, "Fahhgen duugen!" Nay...I refuse. The Angolans shall have their vindication unless one of you has one good reason why we should not visit Angola.

Almost Time for Europe!

That's right, we got a blog. Now we can waste time here, rather than touring/having fun/drinking/throwing up/etc.

Now...someone come up with useful stuff to say. As a start, here's something to check if you get lost...